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Minissons Zizi


Les Minissons Zizi: mini saucissons shaped like a willy that get the party started at your aperitif! Funny, offbeat and genuinely delicious, they combine unabashed humour with the authentic taste of dry-cured saucisson. Perfect for surprising, for a laugh and for a treat, they are ideal for drinks with friends, a stag or hen do, or an original gift. Success guaranteed!
From
Ardèche
Weight
200 g
Regular price 7,90€
Regular price 7,90€ € Sale price
Unit price €39,50  per  kg

Delivery in 48-72 hours to your home or to a relay point

Tasting advice

This product can be stored in a dry place, below 18 °C. For optimal storage, keep the tray in the fridge and take the saucissons out 15 minutes before eating.

Ingredients

Pork (origin France), salt, LACTOSE (MILK), pepper, dextrose, garlic, preservative: sodium nitrite, ferments. 174 g of pork used per 100 g of finished product.
Made in a facility that also handles tree nuts.

Nutritional values

Average nutritional values per 100 g:

Energy 1825 kJ (439 kcal) – Fat 33 g, of which saturates 13.6 g – Carbohydrate 5.5 g, of which sugars 2 g – Protein 30 g – Salt 4.7 g.

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Minissons Zizi: the saucisson that never goes unnoticed

Fancy an aperitif that makes people laugh, surprises and delights all at once? Look no further: Minissons Zizi are penis-shaped saucissons, as tasty as they are cheeky. An original format, a quirky look and an authentic taste… in short, the perfect combo for a memorable aperitif!

Made with the utmost seriousness (yes, even if the shape isn't), Minissons Zizi are crafted from quality meat, finely seasoned and slowly matured. This saucisson is easy to enjoy as it is skinless. The result: a genuine artisan penis-shaped saucisson, flavourful, melt-in-the-mouth and generous, that is far from a mere gimmick. Here, the humour takes nothing away from the pleasure of eating – quite the opposite.

Thanks to their tray packaging, your penis-shaped saucissons stay tastier.
Why this choice? Because otherwise, given their size, they would dry out too quickly :)

An original penis-shaped saucisson for every occasion

Penis-shaped saucissons are ideal for:

  • an aperitif with friends that's out of the ordinary

  • a stag or hen party (EVG or EVJF)

  • a humorous gift that's sure to hit the mark

  • a themed evening, a birthday or leaving drinks

As soon as they arrive on the table, the effect is immediate: smiles, bursts of laughter, photos… and slices that disappear at top speed. Because once the fun has passed, everyone agrees: they are really good.

Fun on the outside, serious on the inside

Beneath their cheeky appearance, Minissons Zizi follow the codes of a good penis-shaped dry-cured saucisson: balanced texture, well-judged seasoning, clean and natural aromas. They are simply enjoyed in thin slices, with good bread, a characterful cheese or a glass of wine or craft beer.

Why choose Minissons Zizi?

✅ A unique and unashamed penis-shaped saucisson

✅ A funny and tasty aperitif product

✅ An original and quirky gift idea

✅ Artisan quality and authentic taste

✅ Guaranteed success at aperitif time

Minissons Zizi aren't just funny penis-shaped saucissons: they are true aperitif stars, able to set the mood while delighting the taste buds. Dare to be funny, embrace indulgence… and get the zizi out at aperitif time 😉

Minissons Zizi

What is special about the Minissons Zizi?

Mini salami in a willy shape, as tasty as they are cheeky: an original, offbeat format for an aperitif that raises a laugh, made with the same care as all our other saucissons.

How is a novelty-shaped saucisson made?

Exactly like our classic saucissons — French pork, slow drying and maturing — but shaped in a dedicated form (here a willy) using a mould. Shaped saucissons therefore have no pork casing, since the shape comes from the mould. Only the shape changes: the recipe and the artisan craft stay identical.